• jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    Did you notice how when he was being shot at, the first thing he said was “let me get my shoes”? He’s such a diva that if anyone had a chance to see his real height or snag one of his pumps, he’d be devastated.

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      2 months ago

      Thank you! To me his first words after being shot were much more iconic than even that fist-flag-photo.

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        2 months ago

        “Wait Mr. Secret Service Man, I can’t go anywhere without my slutty little heels.”

        - Donald Trump, paraphrased, immediately following an assassination attempt