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No boners in public haha. Imagine fighting that in court. “Your honor, the boner was involuntary”
This is where my mind went to.
If only.
U turgid?
Ya, tumid.
“Sir, we can see your bombastic genitals…”
What’s worse
Being fined when you’re not hard
Not being fined even if hard
There are a lot of children and teenagers going nude, I guess. All that effort I put into learning how to slyly tuck it under my belt in school was wasted. I was already nude.
So grey sweatpants are illegal in Utah?
So if you’re not wearing any clothing, but not in a turgid State, then you’re not nude?
