Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agoLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?message-squaremessage-square118fedilinkarrow-up1139arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up1132arrow-down1message-squareLemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?Sean@lemmy.worldM to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square118fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up38·3 months agoI called the wrong number today. I said ‘Hello, is Joey there?’ A woman answered and she said ‘Yes he is.’ And I said ‘Can I speak to him please?’ She said ‘No, he can’t talk right now, he’s only two months old.’ I said 'Alright, I’ll wait I’m sorry for spamming Steven Wright jokes. I’ll stop now
minus-squareOdigo2020linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 months agoI used to like Steven Wright. I still do, but I used to, too.
I called the wrong number today. I said ‘Hello, is Joey there?’
A woman answered and she said ‘Yes he is.’
And I said ‘Can I speak to him please?’
She said ‘No, he can’t talk right now, he’s only two months old.’
I said 'Alright, I’ll wait
I’m sorry for spamming Steven Wright jokes. I’ll stop now
I used to like Steven Wright.
I still do, but I used to, too.
That you, Mitch?