It’s the funniest possible sequence of events, and no one wouldve seen it coming

What does that even look like for the culture of the US lol

  • GeorgeZBush [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    4 months ago

    “By the way, nice trucks. You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I’d love to do it. Just drive the hell outta here. Just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great.”

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      4 months ago

      Obviously despite being really funny he’s a grotesque piece of shit, but there is some genuine pathos there lmao

      He’s the dog that caught the car and then got locked in the car for the rest of his life driving around to rallies in Jughoot County Oklahoma and Budweiser Falls Missouri having to pander to hogs about how big their trucks are and how beautiful their boats are. If he lived like 2800 years ago in Greece, Homer would have written a tragedy about him