abbadon420@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agoIf any animal bite could give you super powers, what animal do you want to be bitten by and which super power do you hope to get?message-squaremessage-square140fedilinkarrow-up1135arrow-down14
arrow-up1131arrow-down1message-squareIf any animal bite could give you super powers, what animal do you want to be bitten by and which super power do you hope to get?abbadon420@lemm.ee to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square140fedilink
minus-squareThe Dark Lord ☑️@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoOctopus is obviously the correct answer. They’re smart, they can fit through a hole the size of a quarter, they can camouflage, and they can shoot ink. They’re the superheroes of the animal world already.
minus-squareMacallan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoDon’t they only live for like 4 years or something?
minus-squareMindTraveller@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·3 months agoThat’s longer than a spider lives, and Spider-Man isn’t dying of old age at 30.
minus-squareUndercoverUlrikHD@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoMy pet tarantula is 11 years old and likely got at least 5 more years in her.
Octopus is obviously the correct answer. They’re smart, they can fit through a hole the size of a quarter, they can camouflage, and they can shoot ink. They’re the superheroes of the animal world already.
Don’t they only live for like 4 years or something?
That’s longer than a spider lives, and Spider-Man isn’t dying of old age at 30.
My pet tarantula is 11 years old and likely got at least 5 more years in her.
DON’T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME!