One of the good weirdos.
Vermin Supreme is running on a platform that includes free ponies for all Americans, time travel research and using zombies to create energy by harnessing “the latest in hamster wheel technology.”
One of the good weirdos.
Vermin Supreme is running on a platform that includes free ponies for all Americans, time travel research and using zombies to create energy by harnessing “the latest in hamster wheel technology.”
As an adult I’ve realized that’s an incredibly important message. We’ve ignored him and dismissed him as a novelty, but he’s actually using the platform of running for president to spread some incredibly important messages and to do it without ever risking taking the reins of power. Someday, history, if we succeed in preserving our history and the planet we live on, will remember him fondly as someone who spoke truth to us and made the message palatable. Vermin Supreme is a true american hero, one who shows us that sacrifice comes in many forms