• LocalOaf [they/them, ze/hir]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    Imagining a dude in a black suit with an earpiece and sunglasses being like “uh TacHQ, this sectors clear, all vectors green in the AO. Requesting permission to commandeer this nail salon bathroom, I gotta go take a shit, copy?” “Acknowledged Bravo Six, you have execute authority to use civilian infrastructure for doodoo operations, over”