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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

Help! There are Russian bots living in my walls and they are trying to steal my phone.

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Help! There are Russian bots living in my walls and they are trying to steal my phone.

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months ago

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Imagine getting sucked off by a robot, but it’s too shitty to have AI so it’s just some Russian dude remotely blowing you.

Em, I mean drinking water for some reason … ?
- SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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  sigh time for the 7pm session, okay unzip your pants.

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