Dickgate rumbles on, although I don’t think I’ve mentioned it. A friend sent me a photo captioned “trying for one of those hotdog leg photos” except he took it on a nudist beach, if you get my drift. Also the “dick” but is a clue.

Then, one of our mutual best friends, who happens to be gay, is put out because he didn’t get sent it. I’ve explained that the whole point was to send it to someone who wouldn’t appreciate it.

Now those two have got together for an end of Summer knees up and have been sending my naked (at least from the waist up) photos. It feels like this has got of hand. As it were.