“This whole saga makes me genuinely embarrassed to follow this stuff. I just want a sub that has an informed opinion on AI, this is worse than crypto bro bullshit.”

“Every hype-man who posts vague tweets and hype posts should be ridiculed. Every clown who posts screenshots of said tweets on this sub should be ridiculed.”

““AGI is coming out next year” - this sub for the last 4 years”

some self aware highlights.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    2·
    3 months ago

    Help make sure brunch is as pleasing in a cosmopolitan way as possible, with stimulating imported treats from across the colonially exploited world, or infinite simulations of you will be mocked during brunch. maybe-later-honey

    • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
      1·
      3 months ago

      ⚠️ ATTENTION: ⚠️

      The above user account may be SCP-2███.

      Please keep this advice from the director of Site-118 in mind when communicating with SCP-2████.

      I have been getting reports of some of the lax behavior regarding SCP-2████. Many personnel have been heard laughing at SCP-2████ during ██████████████████████████████████████████. Some personnel have been heard questioning why SCP-2████ is classified as a Keter entity.

      I am here to remind you that a Keter entity is a Keter entity, regardless of how innocuous it may seem. No, SCP-2████ is not a rampaging demi-god, nor is it a regenerating super lizard. However, it possesses the same level of danger as any other Keter that the Foundation has contained.

      Secure. Contain. Protect.

      lemmygrad flag

      • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
        2·
        3 months ago

        maybe-later-honey Wow, really? REALLY? I’m sorry that the adults in the room are hurting your fee-fees, sweetie, but we have to break some eggs if we’re to have a scrumptuous omelet with authentic Turkish ingredients. Did I tell you about the time I had authentic Turkish tea with an authentic Turkish rug salesman while authentically haggling for that rug? I wasn’t treated like some tourist; I really blended in. Did you see the rug? maybe-later-honey

        • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.mlEnglish
          2·
          3 months ago

          ⚠️ ATTENTION: ⚠️

          Site-CN-34 has received invites from an undisclosed location to a brunch in ████████, Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region, People’s Republic of China. Aerial reconnaissance has shown one (1) authentic Turkish rug present. MTF-庚午-09 “Violent FDA” (暴力食药监) and MTF-庚午-16 “Corner Case” (边界案例) have been dispatched to the coordinates provided.

          • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
            2·
            3 months ago

            maybe-later-honey L-L-Look at you Hexbearrrr… a p-p-pathetic creature of tanks and beanis, panting and sweating as you run through my yoga room. How can you challenge a perfect and immortal Adult In The Room like me? maybe-later-honey