TehBamski@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 3 months agoShould we consider Jesus a zombie?message-squaremessage-square67fedilinkarrow-up1216arrow-down122file-text
arrow-up1194arrow-down1message-squareShould we consider Jesus a zombie?TehBamski@lemmy.world to No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world · 3 months agomessage-square67fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-23 months agoBut only the Catholics believe in transubstantiation, so only they are cannibals because only they believe that they are literally eating his body All other Christians see communion as symbolic, and therefore are not cannibals.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoThe only way to solve this is violent bloody war
minus-squaretacosplease@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoYou really just need one Catholic for a post communion dissection.
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoA sample size one? That’s hardly enough for a conclusive result. The one you dissect could have just been a cannibal anyway and while corrupt the findings. Really a brutal war is the only way to go if we want enough samples.
But only the Catholics believe in transubstantiation, so only they are cannibals because only they believe that they are literally eating his body
All other Christians see communion as symbolic, and therefore are not cannibals.
The only way to solve this is violent bloody war
You really just need one Catholic for a post communion dissection.
A sample size one? That’s hardly enough for a conclusive result. The one you dissect could have just been a cannibal anyway and while corrupt the findings. Really a brutal war is the only way to go if we want enough samples.
Well symbolic cannibals