Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

My doctor says, "Rick, you're in denial about your diagnosis." But whenever I ask him what it is, he just tells me his favorite seasoning in a stereotypical Italian accent.

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My doctor says, "Rick, you're in denial about your diagnosis." But whenever I ask him what it is, he just tells me his favorite seasoning in a stereotypical Italian accent.

Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

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“It’s a tumeric.”

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Ugh, this is terrible. I love it.

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