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badposting@hexbear.net · 3 months ago

Getting your penis surgically split down the middle to become twice the man your father was.

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Getting your penis surgically split down the middle to become twice the man your father was.

SmokinStalin [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to

badposting@hexbear.net · 3 months ago

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The girlies with penises can put little hats on em instead or whatever idc.

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people talk about length or girth, these are too simplistic. what about surface area?
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  Like angelhair pasta. Cheesegrater
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    optimal for exchanging long protein strings

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