verity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agoRussia tells citizens to switch off home surveillance because the Ukrainians are comingwww.theregister.comexternal-linkmessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up1172arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1171arrow-down1external-linkRussia tells citizens to switch off home surveillance because the Ukrainians are comingwww.theregister.comverity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square10fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-22 months agoI can just imagine some of the conversations. Hot girl from Kursk: omg I can’t believe the Ukrainians are invading us, have any soldiers come to your town to protect you? Russian guy: oh no, there’s no one here. But my buddy 3 towns over says they sent 4 soldiers. So when we gonna fuck? Hot girl has left the chat. Russian guy: damn, I should have waited longer to ask to fuck
minus-squareverity_kindle@sh.itjust.worksOPMlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoWhy, you’re welcome.
I can just imagine some of the conversations.
Hot girl from Kursk: omg I can’t believe the Ukrainians are invading us, have any soldiers come to your town to protect you?
Russian guy: oh no, there’s no one here. But my buddy 3 towns over says they sent 4 soldiers. So when we gonna fuck?
Hot girl has left the chat.
Russian guy: damn, I should have waited longer to ask to fuck
Happy cake day.
Thanks! 🎂
Why, you’re welcome.