• imaqtpie@sh.itjust.worksMEnglish
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      1 year ago

      Surely I’m not the only one wondering what kinda unit he’s packing down there. My man looks awfully proud

      • Confuzzeled@lemmy.worldEnglish
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        1 year ago

        I mean he’s not wearing any trousers, unless he has some kind of prehensile penis that he can retract at will? Like a foot long yellow elephants trunk snuffling around for honey.

        • bufordt@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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          1 year ago

          unless he has some kind of prehensile penis that he can retract at will? Like a foot long yellow elephants trunk snuffling around for honey.

          And now I’ve found my new kink.