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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months ago

I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.

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I wish my new water bottle contained an infinite supply of ice cold drinking water.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 3 months ago

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Granted.

An infinite quantity of ice cold water now exists within the exact dimensions of your water bottle.

Water has mass.
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