Hey do you want this neat feature where we have interesting and pretty pictures on your lock screen? They auto rotate, so you get new pictures all the time.
Wow sure, that sounds like a cool feature.
Sike! We put the most dumb and annoying text all over it. And when you accidentally click on it because the monitor didn’t wake up in time, we open up Edge with Bing to show you more of our dumb shit. We sell the text as being interesting facts about the image, but then do the old bait and switch and just use it to advertise about our own shit nobody wants or likes.
Fucking Microsoft, can’t help themselves but be assholes all the time.
Microsoft are such assholes as well.
Hey do you want this neat feature where we have interesting and pretty pictures on your lock screen? They auto rotate, so you get new pictures all the time.
Wow sure, that sounds like a cool feature.
Sike! We put the most dumb and annoying text all over it. And when you accidentally click on it because the monitor didn’t wake up in time, we open up Edge with Bing to show you more of our dumb shit. We sell the text as being interesting facts about the image, but then do the old bait and switch and just use it to advertise about our own shit nobody wants or likes.
Fucking Microsoft, can’t help themselves but be assholes all the time.