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ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago

I am a metamorph. I can sense what males' desire and perfectly meet their deepest needs. I release pheromones that make me irresistible to all males. AMA

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I am a metamorph. I can sense what males' desire and perfectly meet their deepest needs. I release pheromones that make me irresistible to all males. AMA

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ButtBidet [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months ago
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    Tell me what the perfect, ideal, nonpolitical bideo bame would look like to the most basic of males from 21st century Burgerland, the dark timeline where the Bell Riots didn’t happen in 2024.

    Hard mode: It can’t be this.

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        You did it! order-of-lenin

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