usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-22 months agoCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comexternal-linkmessage-square180fedilinkarrow-up11.22Karrow-down114cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up11.2Karrow-down1external-linkCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-22 months agomessage-square180fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up83arrow-down1·2 months agoThis increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%. I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
minus-squarekatre@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36arrow-down1·2 months agoAnd yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
minus-squarenfh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·2 months agoYou think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoThere’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
minus-squareArugulaZlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoFrom Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months ago“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
minus-squareQueen HawlSera@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-22 months agoTo be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.
I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
And yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
There’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
From Jimmy Kimmel: “Usha is Hindi for ‘unsatisfied woman.’”
Might have been RFK JR.
Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?
“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
To be fair, he caught the cat with the couch he loved
Every accusation …