If you want to be combative about it, you can always learn up on the history of food and point out all the things that he eats that are “fake”.
That cola? You know that’s fake, right? HFCS isn’t real sugar.
That ketchup you just used? That’s fake, you know? Unless it’s walnut ketchup (at the very least) or fermented fish kê-chiap, that’s fake ketchup.
Bread? Lol. I hope you are aware that bread made with commercial yeast is an imitation of real bread that has been leavened with naturally occurring wild yeast from the atmosphere; it’s completely fake.
Oh you want to eat sushi? Yeah, that stuff is fake. Putting vinegar into fresh rice to mimic the sourness from lacto-fermented fish that has been stored in rice is bogus af.
Just try it out for a day and see how tiresome that schtick suddenly becomes when he’s on the receiving end of it.
If you want to be combative about it, you can always learn up on the history of food and point out all the things that he eats that are “fake”.
That cola? You know that’s fake, right? HFCS isn’t real sugar.
That ketchup you just used? That’s fake, you know? Unless it’s walnut ketchup (at the very least) or fermented fish kê-chiap, that’s fake ketchup.
Bread? Lol. I hope you are aware that bread made with commercial yeast is an imitation of real bread that has been leavened with naturally occurring wild yeast from the atmosphere; it’s completely fake.
Oh you want to eat sushi? Yeah, that stuff is fake. Putting vinegar into fresh rice to mimic the sourness from lacto-fermented fish that has been stored in rice is bogus af.
Just try it out for a day and see how tiresome that schtick suddenly becomes when he’s on the receiving end of it.