Build your own cravings box - too big thinky
soft taco - get crunchy, coward
chalupa supreme - not that crunchy
cantina chicken bowl - doesnt look appetizing to me
cantina chicken soft taco - it’s like a 1:10 ratio of chicken to bullshit
cantina chicken burrito - I sleep
Vanilla creme limonada freeze - you don’t need the creme when it comes to lemon
Cheesy roll up - respect yourself
cheesy fiesta potatoes - it bothers me they use the word fiesta
Mexican pizza combo - you can get better value
mild sauce packet - grow up
reduced-fat sour cream - I know calorie nerds swear by it but I dislike it on principal
creamy jalapeno sauce - that’s a shit load of calories though holy SHIT
red sauce - respect yourself
Mexican pizza sauce - respect yourself
wild strawberry freeze - the word wild
cheesy toasted breakfast burrito bacon - weird naming convention and it’s mogged by sausage
Thank you
Black bean crunchwrap supreme: $6.69.
Build your own veggie box: $6.99. Includes the crunchwrap, plus a taco, plus a side, plus a drink.
I know they’re doing some kind of marketing psyop where they overprice the individual menu items to make it seem like a better deal but still.