Seriously I just had a dream where I was taken into an office by one of my professors and she was like “so can you get this done on time” and I was like “yeah, sure, totally!” And she replies “Oh, thank god you’re a capitalist!” And I was like “NONONO I’m definitely not a capitalist!” And she goes "Uh huh, sure. Me too. "
does this count as bullying myself if my brain creates my dreams?"
Maybe it’s your conscience telling on you for all those dirt burrows you’ve been RENTING OUT ON AIR B&B YOU FILTHY LAND LORD OWL!!!
THOSE ARE MY BURROWS I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH THEM
You raised the rent by 6 rats per month you bastard!!!