Seriously I just had a dream where I was taken into an office by one of my professors and she was like “so can you get this done on time” and I was like “yeah, sure, totally!” And she replies “Oh, thank god you’re a capitalist!” And I was like what-the-hell “NONONO I’m definitely not a capitalist!” And she goes "Uh huh, sure. Me too. janet-wink "

kitty-cri does this count as bullying myself if my brain creates my dreams?"

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    2 months ago

    Last night I dreamed it was a snow day and so a bunch of people from high school came to my house. We looked around for some food to make for lunch which we only had crabs in the freezer. So we started baking crabs, the sink got clogged with spices, and we stood around in the kitchen trying to see who could do the best Al Capone impression. Then my mom came down and chewed us out for cooking all the crabs and wasting the spices but really I woke up and my mom was yelling at me to shut the fuck up and stop laughing. The dream also had a dog who we let out into the snow because he wanted to play in it. This was useful because he was barking in the kitchen wanting us to feed him some crabs.

    In other words, in my dreams, I crab post. I don’t do libshit like talk to my professor about homework. 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀