• SolarMonkey@slrpnk.net
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    1 month ago

    My personal hierarchy here would be:

    • Bear
    • Random man
    • Swarm of giant killer wasps that will chase your ass for miles if you piss one off
    • Dangling over an active volcano like a rotisserie chicken
    • Encountering trump anywhere

    Although… if it’s -just- us, no handlers or secret service, I’m pretty sure I could easily fuck him up (and not in a way he’d enjoy). I may be a tiny disabled woman, but he’s a senile old fuck (what is he, almost 90?), who can’t even get his posture right, and those tiny hands are made for reaching into other’s pockets, not grappling. What hope does he have against a former wrestler and military vet, even a broken one?