My 3-year-old wants to be a mummy. I think my partner and I are going to be a vampire and a Frankenstein and our 1-year-old is going to be a ghost. Can’t beat the classics.

Doug dimadone, owner of the dimsdale dimadome

I’m going as my evil twin for Halloween. It’s just me, but with a fake mustache.

I wanted to take my kids out for Halloween this year because they’re 12&13 but they’ve officially hit the ‘hanging out w dad isn’t cool’ age, so this year is likely to be the last one.

staying home

I was planning on being a scarecrow last year and then I spent the next 10 months either protesting or doomscrolling.

So maybe try for being a scarecrow again?

Betty/Rosie the Riveter

My transition is to the point I can actually feel comfortable doing it and one of the jobs I do is literally using a rivet gun.

But also she’s going to be with the IWW

Depressive black metal musician.

Agoraphobic person.

Santa Claus would be a fun one

On the fly my friend created what I thought was a great Halloween costume. He wore an inflatable swim ring around his face and head. And he had a cheap tie hanging down from his chin over the ring. When people asked him what his costume was he said “(Of course) I’m a flower.”

Before we got to the party we stopped off at a dollar store. He bought plastic bunches of grapes and he attached them to his clothes with safety pins. At the party - out of nowhere - a woman picked a grape off his costume. And then throughout the night a surprising number of women picked his grapes.

I have some cool ideas for a Harley Quinn costume with my own spin on the character… but the odds of me somehow attaining a social life in the next 33 days is astronomically low so the idea will have to wait for a year when I might actually be around other people

I may do a cartoon burglar guy, get a stripped shirt and little mask.