You’re in an afro contest and the opponent is Gary Spivey psychic medium and anime boobs expert.

Still remember the first time I saw this guy on a Paranormal documentary show or something

Just another highlight of my childhood

That and hearing Jonathan Frakes say “Perhaps these ships are piloted by giant aliens, as mentioned in the Bible” in UFOs: The Best Evidence Caught On Tape

Of course he’s real. He’s me

Someday I too will be an expert. Now back to studying

New emoji potential.