1. 📰 ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens (direct link) (👍1069 👎35)

from The Onion ([email protected])

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

Residents of the only economically advanced nation in the world reportedly concluded Wednesday that there was no way to prevent the massacre from taking place. “There really wasn’t anything that was going to keep this individual from snapping and killing a lot of people if that’s what they really wanted,” said New Mexico resident Edward Turner. 🖋️

Posted by Midnight

2. 📰 Elon Musk Owes You $100 - Cards Against Humanity Sues Elon (direct link) (👍585 👎10)

from Weird News - Things that make you go ‘hmmm’ ([email protected])

Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7

Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.

Posted by oleorun

3. 📰 ‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated (direct link) (👍551 👎6)

from Not The Onion ([email protected])

‘Do not store guns in your oven’: Loaded gun stored in oven fires multiple rounds after getting overheated

When firefighters opened the oven, they found a gun inside The gun overheated and five rounds went off, WWBT reported.“Please do not store guns or anything else in your oven,” Chesterfield Fire and EMS said in a social media post Thankfully, no one was hurt.“Keep them somewhere secure, like a gun safe,” officials said. 🖊️

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4. 📰 Man amputates penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms (direct link) (👍232 👎19)

from And Finally… ([email protected])

Man amputates penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms

Fortunately, doctors were able to reattach part of the amputated organ. The unique case is detailed in the Mega Journal of Surgery The details of the event are unclear to the patient, as he did not fully remember what had occurred The man reportedly tied a piece of cloth around his genital area to control the bleeding and placed the severed parts of his penis in a jar filled with snow. He then left the house, bleeding profusely, in search of help. A passerby found him in a confused state and called for emergency services. Upon arrival, the patient was in a critical condition, having lost a significant amount of blood. His penis was contaminated with soil and snow, and parts of the organ were severely damaged. 🖊️

Posted by Emperor

5. 📰 Museum of Neoliberalism to be knocked down for luxury flats (direct link) (👍166 👎3)

from Not the Onion ([email protected])

Just a moment…

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6. 📰 Tourist pleads guilty after throwing chicken named Betty White into an alligator pond (direct link) (👍71 👎0)

from Offbeat ([email protected])

Tourist pleads guilty after throwing chicken Betty White into an alligator pond

Whether $5 or $50, every contribution counts An Australian park guest pled guilty to taking a chicken from its enclosure and tossing it to its death in an alligator-infested pond on January 2024 at the Oakvale Farm and Fauna World at Salt Ash in New South Wales He then hid the animal inside his shirt as he went over to the alligator enclosure before throwing the beloved chicken into a pond where the reptiles live. If Smith is found guilty, he could spend up to two years in prison, with a fine of up to $24,084. On 20 November, Smith will reportedly return to court to face trial. 🖊️

Posted by jeffw

7. 📰 Trump Claims There’s a ‘75% Chance’ a Kid Riding the New York Subway Will Go Missing (direct link) (👍40 👎3)

from SERIOUS NEWS ONLY ([email protected])

Trump Claims There’s a ‘75% Chance’ a Kid Riding the New York Subway Will Go Missing

I want to give back to you. I’ve had a great life, I want to give back to you. We’re gonna give it back to you. We will renovate New York subway. Oh, it was beautiful, I used to go to school on the subway. 🖊️

Posted by jeffw

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📰 Ghana’s masked presidential candidate adds sense of mystery to election (direct link), posted in Strange Times (👍126 👎1)

Ghana’s masked presidential candidate adds sense of mystery to election

They started to appear last month in Accra, Kumasi, Cape Coast, Takoradi, Ho and Tamale, according to Semafor But so far, few details have emerged This is a reference to a recent BBC story, which said that Bediako had been ordered to remove two imported pet tigers living at his home in Accra The beginning of a third political force And the campaign will also have to compete with Movement of Change, a political group founded by Alan Kyerematen, a former trade minister who left the ruling NPP 🖊️

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