GEICO, the second-largest vehicle insurance underwriter in the US, has decided it will no longer cover Tesla Cybertrucks. The company is terminating current Cybertruck policies and says the truck “doesn’t meet our underwriting guidelines.”
Robert added, “It makes no sense, as there are other, riskier cars out there. Let me know if you recommend any insurer for the truck. I have eight cars with an amazing record. I will be canceling my entire Geico policy!! Bye-bye!”
The absolute confidence chuds have in consumer boycotts is endearing.
“Take that!” Mr. Chud confidently roars and he slams down the phone! And then he turns to his spouse and barks. “I need to go into the backyard and burn or smash something related to Geico and video it and—”
“No.”
“No?”
“No. You promised the homeowners association that you would stop doing that.”
Robert added, “It makes no sense, as there are other, riskier cars out there. Let me know if you recommend any insurer for the truck. I have eight cars with an amazing record. I will be canceling my entire Geico policy!! Bye-bye!”
I can’t imagine they think it’s going to change the policy, there’s “only” a few thousand of these deathtraps on the road thankfully. It’s hardly even worth doing but apparently things are really that bad. Or Berkshire Hathaway/some execs are shorting Tesla. Who knows.
The absolute confidence chuds have in consumer boycotts is endearing.
for real, imagine ending a ton of insurance policies after paying premiums for years with no claims, thinking you’ve come out on top.
“Take that!” Mr. Chud confidently roars and he slams down the phone! And then he turns to his spouse and barks. “I need to go into the backyard and burn or smash something related to Geico and video it and—”
“No.”
“No?”
“No. You promised the homeowners association that you would stop doing that.”
Like eight cars across his driving history or does he have 8 cars right now 😭
Either it’s the former or he’s a liar nobody with 8 damn cars has goddamn geico
I can’t imagine they think it’s going to change the policy, there’s “only” a few thousand of these deathtraps on the road thankfully. It’s hardly even worth doing but apparently things are really that bad. Or Berkshire Hathaway/some execs are shorting Tesla. Who knows.
Libs have the same delusions. “Voting” with your wallet, as they call it.