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minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·26 days agoDon’t you mean you need a fag?
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minus-squareMachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 days agoNah. I’m the guy they wrote the “civilian use of weapons of mass destruction” law for. At least according to how they used it against this poor bastard(my personal hero, minus he did it for free). Me? I would have to plead guilty. Yes, your honor, I fired it because I could, and there was money involved. Why are we wasting time sending me to jail when we could be pointing me at randos you don’t like over some oil or whatever? TL;DR: I would never be charged.
minus-squareMachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·24 days agoOnly at the local gay bar. Usually involves more new friends than cigarettes, when I most need nicotene and to be reminded what an awful person I am.
Don’t you mean you need a fag?
Nah. I’m the guy they wrote the “civilian use of weapons of mass destruction” law for. At least according to how they used it against this poor bastard(my personal hero, minus he did it for free).
Me? I would have to plead guilty. Yes, your honor, I fired it because I could, and there was money involved. Why are we wasting time sending me to jail when we could be pointing me at randos you don’t like over some oil or whatever?
TL;DR: I would never be charged.
Only at the local gay bar. Usually involves more new friends than cigarettes, when I most need nicotene and to be reminded what an awful person I am.