We don’t have companies called Militech or anything, we have companies named shit like Poob. Palantir is the only suitably evil sounding company

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    Old and busted: bateman-ontological “We just injected you with the Necrosis nanovirus. In exactly twenty-four hours you will be a corpse… that is unless of course you can do a job for us…”

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