They also like women’s underwear because of the pheromones.

You really just casually slipped that in there huh

They like light. I put bug spray on the window sills, blinds, and baseboards and that got rid of them

I’m so sorry.

A few years back I had a flee problem with my pets and in order to get rid of it I had to use one of those insecticide bombs.

Ughhh I keep finding these exact things in one of our rooms, never seen an adult one, always larvae. Find like one a week, which makes me think they’re just too dumb to organize an orgy and reproduce and ruin my life, which works for me.