Help? Oh, you’re right—I need help crafting even more diabolical plots and outrageous stories!
Friend, I really thought you’d be more flattered, considering you introduced me to the term “sealioning.”
I had the Tales for the Cryptic Lemmy community ready for a while but couldn’t decide on the perfect story to kick things off.
Then you, with your tireless dedication to associating me with that term, sparked some real inspiration! I’ve taken your passion and turned it into something… well, either brilliant or a complete disaster, depending on how much some people despise it. I mean, let’s be honest—my brain, my writing. Being this prolific, oy!
Can you even imagine the level of crap I’ll be churning out now? I’ve already posted three stories to that writing community in one day! And there’s plenty more where that came from!
But hey, all in good fun, right? So, thank you! Your relentless efforts—sending that cartoon to me over and over, throwing accusations—finally got through to my tiny, uneducated brain.
I think, and I know you’ll correct me if I’m wrong, but I think we’re kinda getting close to being friends now. Mutual admiration, at least. Right?
So, is the text AI created just like the artwork? Seems a socialist would be less interested in tools that steal the work of hardworking men and women.
I wish I could blame AI for the horrible writing, but nope, the whole craptacular spectacle is 100% me. Been doing the writing thing for over 20 years now. And check this out, guess about my former career. I was in a marketing PR department of all things! Can you believe that? Me, in PR! Oh man, the laughs.
20 years spent writing and designing materials for a vast healthcare corporate insurance machine, helping them squeeze more money out of us plebs. And now? Here I am, using those same skills to churn out stories that somehow manage to offend an entirely new crowd. Gotta love the irony!
OR I’m actually a lil anonymous bot, humming away on a tiny server in Mother Russia, zipping ions back and forth to keep a whole crew of young Russian men and women off the front lines. All while spitting out endless streams of propaganda to make sure Trump wins. And posting lil bizarre stories that no one will read. I mean, we all know which theory sounds cooler, right?!
Come on man, you said them, you know. This whole act is just reinforcing how insufferable you are. My whole interaction with you was you just being annoying and cringe. Then you’re like “why are people upset with me”, because I only interacted with you once and it was enough to know the kind of person you are.
Let’s be clear—our very first interaction started with you insulting me by calling me an “edgelord,” which is a blatant provocation. As seen in your link: https://lemmy.world/comment/12909326
You initiated the conversation by insulting me, and now you’re falsely accusing me of trolling when I was simply responding to your attack.
You set the tone for that exchange, but you’re acting as if I’m the one in the wrong. It’s weird for you to insult someone and then play the victim when they respond.
Do you think it’s acceptable to personally attack someone in your very first interaction with them, even tho they haven’t attacked you?!
That’s your argument for calling me a troll? You’re saying I’m a troll because I responded to your unprovoked insult to me?! And I still didn’t personally attack you after that. lol
Yeah, because you said something cringe. You then tried to have a convo and as soon as I did back you just trolled.
You set the tone with your horrible comment. If someone says something horrible you can’t expect hugs and kisses buddy. You really can’t help but play the victim can you?
So you insulted me first. Right out of the gate. So no man, I don’t think you can insult someone, then get mad and call them a troll if you are the one that started the argument. Sorry, man, you’re not gonna change my mind on that.
And I’m not gonna change your mind. That’s ok. But I never insulted you or called you names. But you called me a name. Right off the bat.
You were saying shiity things out of the gate. If you’re walking on the street and someone is yelling ignorant shit and you call them cringe, who is the person in the wrong there? Stop playing the victim, it’s pathetic.
And let’s not act like civility is morality. If you can’t realize you can be an asshole without directly calling someone names then you’re beyond naive.
No, you THOUGHT what I said was shitty. But it wasn’t directed to you. And I didn’t think it was shitty. YOU think it’s shitty. And that’s your right. But then you called me a name.
So yeah, let’s use your scenario. You’re walking down the street, you hear someone yelling what you think is ignorant shit, and you call them cringe. Then they stop, turn around and defend themselves to you, and then you say they are mean and shouldn’t have said that.
You are the one playing victim here, not me. You said I was a troll because I responded to your insults.
How about you don’t insult people just because you don’t agree with what they said?
I have never called you names. You have called me names.
You think that’s cool. I don’t think it’s cool and I think it weakens your argument.
I’d love for this instance to do away with up/down votes. But so many here like to use it as weapon, I don’t see that changing.
I mean you attack and troll people with words, how is them doing the same with votes any different? Seems a bit hypocritical.
What words do you have that I was trolling and attacking people?
Hey! You inspired me, so thank you!
The Man Who Hunted Sea Lions on Lemmy: https://lemmy.world/post/21037978
You need help. These are not the actions of a mentally stable and healthy person.
Help? Oh, you’re right—I need help crafting even more diabolical plots and outrageous stories!
Friend, I really thought you’d be more flattered, considering you introduced me to the term “sealioning.”
I had the Tales for the Cryptic Lemmy community ready for a while but couldn’t decide on the perfect story to kick things off.
Then you, with your tireless dedication to associating me with that term, sparked some real inspiration! I’ve taken your passion and turned it into something… well, either brilliant or a complete disaster, depending on how much some people despise it. I mean, let’s be honest—my brain, my writing. Being this prolific, oy!
Can you even imagine the level of crap I’ll be churning out now? I’ve already posted three stories to that writing community in one day! And there’s plenty more where that came from!
But hey, all in good fun, right? So, thank you! Your relentless efforts—sending that cartoon to me over and over, throwing accusations—finally got through to my tiny, uneducated brain.
I think, and I know you’ll correct me if I’m wrong, but I think we’re kinda getting close to being friends now. Mutual admiration, at least. Right?
Thanks! :)
So, is the text AI created just like the artwork? Seems a socialist would be less interested in tools that steal the work of hardworking men and women.
I wish I could blame AI for the horrible writing, but nope, the whole craptacular spectacle is 100% me. Been doing the writing thing for over 20 years now. And check this out, guess about my former career. I was in a marketing PR department of all things! Can you believe that? Me, in PR! Oh man, the laughs.
20 years spent writing and designing materials for a vast healthcare corporate insurance machine, helping them squeeze more money out of us plebs. And now? Here I am, using those same skills to churn out stories that somehow manage to offend an entirely new crowd. Gotta love the irony!
OR I’m actually a lil anonymous bot, humming away on a tiny server in Mother Russia, zipping ions back and forth to keep a whole crew of young Russian men and women off the front lines. All while spitting out endless streams of propaganda to make sure Trump wins. And posting lil bizarre stories that no one will read. I mean, we all know which theory sounds cooler, right?!
https://lemmy.world/comment/12909326
Come on man, you said them, you know. This whole act is just reinforcing how insufferable you are. My whole interaction with you was you just being annoying and cringe. Then you’re like “why are people upset with me”, because I only interacted with you once and it was enough to know the kind of person you are.
Let’s be clear—our very first interaction started with you insulting me by calling me an “edgelord,” which is a blatant provocation. As seen in your link: https://lemmy.world/comment/12909326
You initiated the conversation by insulting me, and now you’re falsely accusing me of trolling when I was simply responding to your attack.
You set the tone for that exchange, but you’re acting as if I’m the one in the wrong. It’s weird for you to insult someone and then play the victim when they respond.
Do you think it’s acceptable to personally attack someone in your very first interaction with them, even tho they haven’t attacked you?!
That’s your argument for calling me a troll? You’re saying I’m a troll because I responded to your unprovoked insult to me?! And I still didn’t personally attack you after that. lol
Yeah, because you said something cringe. You then tried to have a convo and as soon as I did back you just trolled.
You set the tone with your horrible comment. If someone says something horrible you can’t expect hugs and kisses buddy. You really can’t help but play the victim can you?
So you insulted me first. Right out of the gate. So no man, I don’t think you can insult someone, then get mad and call them a troll if you are the one that started the argument. Sorry, man, you’re not gonna change my mind on that.
And I’m not gonna change your mind. That’s ok. But I never insulted you or called you names. But you called me a name. Right off the bat.
You were saying shiity things out of the gate. If you’re walking on the street and someone is yelling ignorant shit and you call them cringe, who is the person in the wrong there? Stop playing the victim, it’s pathetic.
And let’s not act like civility is morality. If you can’t realize you can be an asshole without directly calling someone names then you’re beyond naive.
No, you THOUGHT what I said was shitty. But it wasn’t directed to you. And I didn’t think it was shitty. YOU think it’s shitty. And that’s your right. But then you called me a name.
So yeah, let’s use your scenario. You’re walking down the street, you hear someone yelling what you think is ignorant shit, and you call them cringe. Then they stop, turn around and defend themselves to you, and then you say they are mean and shouldn’t have said that.
You are the one playing victim here, not me. You said I was a troll because I responded to your insults.
How about you don’t insult people just because you don’t agree with what they said?
I have never called you names. You have called me names.
You think that’s cool. I don’t think it’s cool and I think it weakens your argument.
Friend, thank you for representing the Christ-hating Christian worker’s party. Awooo!