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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutā€™nā€™paste it into its own post ā€” thereā€™s no quota for posting and the bar really isnā€™t that high.

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many ā€œesotericā€ right wing freaks, but thereā€™s no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iā€™m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged ā€œculture criticsā€ who write about everything but understand nothing. Iā€™m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyā€™re inescapable at this point, yet I donā€™t see them mocked (as much as they should be)

Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnā€™t be surgeons because they didnā€™t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canā€™t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

Last weekā€™s thread

(Semi-obligatory thanks to @dgerard for starting this)

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    I have seen that, and in terms of the cringy stuff he does, itā€™s definitely up there.

    Here are my primarily unfiltered feelings about his music and persona:

    I think at his worst, heā€™s cringe, overly-self-indulgent, and pretentious. He needs a stylist because his hair sucks, his clothes are stupid, and he wears this fucking bear hat all the time that I hate. I hate hate hate people when people wear hats and it doesnā€™t seem to serve a purpose beyond looking quirky. Take the fucking hat off, Jacob! Heā€™s the type that uses obscure words that you suspect he doesnā€™t know the meaning of.

    He also tends to be inappropriately maximalistā€”Iā€™d point to his cover of Here Comes the Sun, Blackbird, Moon River (for which he won a Grammy!), and actually pretty much all of DJesse, a series of four (four!) albums. I donā€™t really like the timbre of his voice; itā€™s weird. I suspect he has like a perfect vocal technique or something, but as a result, it sounds completely removed from anything natural.

    Unlike every other failed rich kid, he is legitimately talented, which youā€™ve acknowledged. I like some of his songs but wouldnā€™t recommend them to anyone. His music feels like a technical demo in that many interesting, complex, and impressive things happen, which I like! But at my lowest points, I feel stupid when I listen to his stuff, even though he is musically speaking in a made-up language, and itā€™s not my fault I donā€™t understand it.

    At his best, he seems genuinely open-hearted, with room to accept anything that comes his way. I do find some of his stuff inspiring! I like that a person like him exists and that many people look to him for inspiration and influence.

    his face is annoying!

    Specific to this point: I saw him live in concert for his Djesse Vol 1. tour and managed to meet him after the show. He seemed chill and it was a good chat. I took a picture with him, which I later put on my dating profile. Not seeing much success, I showed the profile to my friend to solicit feedback, and she said: ā€œYou should take that picture off because your friend is more attractive than you.ā€ I told her who he was but deleted the picture anyway.

    Heā€™s not a monster (or not as much of one) like the rest of the people we look at over here. Heā€™s sheltered, and either thereā€™s someone in his camp pushing this kind of stuff, or thereā€™s no one to tell him that this tech is awful. Again, bad feelings!

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      Yes whatever I think of his aesthetic priorities and the way his image is cultivated he does seem genuinely passionate about music and I do respect that. Iā€™m sure Iā€™d actually forgive him a lot more if only he didnā€™t sound so ludicrously posh.

      I think he can compose some really neat vocal harmonies but yes as you said his singing voice is grating and uh, honestly sometimes itā€™s like vocal blackface

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        like vocal blackface

        I totally get that! At least 10% of my motivation of following him is to see when heā€™ll drop his mask and be a huge appropriator, but so far that hasnā€™t seemed to have happened, except for this whole AI thing.