The only problem I have with this is if I eat this many eggs in one sitting I will be on bed for the next couple of days.
This is obviously meant to be a cake. You shouldn’t eat an entire cake.
In one sitting.
YOU’RE NOT MY PARENTS
Isn’t that just poached eggs that have been jellified together?
Cut it into cubes and stick them with toothpicks and you can lie and say it’s a Barbarian hors d’oeuvre or some shit.
Briemelet
Ngl I’d fuck with this
Weird thing to fuck but ok
That’s not how that slang phrase works, and you know it!
I know shit
Ewww
His work specializes in scatology
Egg
They say anyone can cook. But that doesn’t mean that anyone should cook.
Nothing a little smoked paprika can’t fix.
Heresy. Only sweet paprika is real paprika.
Babe, come get a slice of egg loaf before it gets cold!
Omelette du Garbage
Presented in the new fashion of choice: Derelicte.
The Germans would call this an Eierkuchen
It’s only missing every ingredient except Eier.
1950s jello cake ass food crime. Wtf
Yes, I’d like one slice of the cake-ass please. No box, I’m gonna eat it here.
I just fucked up a french omelet and now i don’t feel so bad about it
I don’t even understand what I’m looking at.
an omelett, but the eggs haven’t been stirred
I find this incredibly funny, still laughing, yet I’m not sure why
Oh, ok, I thought it was the various ingredients. I zoomed in and finally figured out it was merely different shots of the same thing.
I just keep imagining the faint outlines of the yolks and I burst into a fit of giggles.
Just eggs cooked hard in a skillet.
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