But seriously, this is a well known phenomenon. The people native to the mountain regions of the world are well-known for their joyous homosexuality while the despicable people of the flatlands’ heterosexuality is as boring and monotonous as their physical landscape

  • 7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    22 hours ago

    de-electrochemistry Legendary - Failure: It was the height. The thin mountain air depriving your heterosexual brain of the necessary oxygen to not turn gay. You manage to hold these thoughts at bay at all other times.

    “Babe, I was just temporarily gay due to the altitude.”