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If a knife isn’t meant to cut my own wrists, why am I holding it a perfect arms length away?
Check mate arteries 😏
Me, an intermittently suicidal person, when holding a big knife: “No one is around - cut through the air like a sword so it makes that neat ‘wooshing’ sound”
I do the same everytime I take something like a stick
The only thing stopping me from cutting myself with my kitchen knife is the fact that I insist on all my kitchenware be only used on vegan products
Your kitchen knives are vegan?!?!? But aren’t they naturally omnivores???
My knife just says weeeee when it cuts vegetables.
Different brands maybe?
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