Putting the foundational document of your country in the fucking public bathroom is a uniquely American perversion that there absolutely no way you’d see in any other country. It’s like how the same people who will freak out if an American flag touches the ground are awooga about American flag bikinis or whatever. There is this weird phychosexual relationship to consumerism that is part of American patriotism and flag merch is a blatant example. Rock flag and eagle. It’d some resl nasty fetishist shit you don’t even see Germans doing.
In bad country yaddayadda…
Putting the foundational document of your country in the fucking public bathroom is a uniquely American perversion that there absolutely no way you’d see in any other country. It’s like how the same people who will freak out if an American flag touches the ground are awooga about American flag bikinis or whatever. There is this weird phychosexual relationship to consumerism that is part of American patriotism and flag merch is a blatant example. Rock flag and eagle. It’d some resl nasty fetishist shit you don’t even see Germans doing.
wait, do you mean they’re not posting the Magna Carta in Nando’s???
The Nando’s menu is a document that’s both still relevant, and successfully binds the powerful.
Unfortunately, most of our non-poultry-related problems can’t be fixed by threatening to call Corporate and get their franchise yanked.