• archonet@lemy.lol
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    4 days ago

    Conservatives: I like [insert obnoxious conservative figurehead] because they tell it like it is, they mean what they say

    Also conservatives, sometimes in the same breath: Fake! [obnoxious conservative figurehead] didn’t mean that! Taken out of context! 'Tis but a jape!

    Jesus fuck the reality distortion field is strong, it’s like doublethink but without being a clever social trick to survive, it’s just they’re that stupid.

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      I ‘member when the reality distortion field was just a Steve Jobs and Apple thing.

      We were such sweet innocent summer children.