• ikidd@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Open desk drawer where installation media is kept, insert penis, slam drawer shut repeatedly.

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    3 days ago
    • Acquire a boxset for Windows 95 from your local Microsoft partner
    • BACK UP YOUR DATA!
    • Follow the installation instructions printed on your Setup floppy (WARNING: Don’t use the Boot floppy or you’ll lose your data!)

    For reference:

    • Once you’ve installed all 13 floppy disks, reboot.

    • Connect your modem, dial into your phone line, and point Internet Explorer to http://v2.windowsupdaterestored.com/ to check for updates and install all of them.

    • (Microsoft’s own website for Windows 95 updates is currently experiencing some temporary downtime.)

    • From this point on, you can do in-place-upgrades through the versions by following each Windows version’s installation instructions.

    • If you run into hardware compatibility issues, contact your hardware vendor for up-to-date drivers.

    • IMPORTANT: Make sure you own a valid license for each version of the Microsoft Windows operating system before you install!

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        Okay I can turn this around… Just keep upgrading Ubuntu until 14.04. from there, Download windows 98se onto a disk drive and restart the whole process.but this time stop at windows 7 cause every step passed that is going to be less useful than the next.