You tell everyone you have two cows and they are doing well. You actually have none. Everyone votes for you anyways.

Damn, this one’s old. I read it literally 20 years ago. Though I don’t remember the Greek and Iraqi ones, maybe those are new.

A Filipino Corporation

You have one cow. You drink Ginebra. You have two cows.

Cows are living beings who shouldn’t be property and shouldn’t be exploited for profit/taste.

You have 2 cows.

Your neighbor sees the growth of your cows, copies your strategy and makes sure that you’re not the only successful cow owner.

thats a throwback, my grandads milking parlour had a version of that as a poster on the wall back in early 90s.