• BougieBirdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    1 month ago

    I’ve been thinking lately that it would be great if my life was less interesting.

    Finally a community to live vicariously through

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      1 month ago

      I just want life to be less interesting. Just in general. I am NOT looking forward to the next 4 years. Just everyday, waking up to ANOTHER outragious, absurd, and infuriating tweet from an old man who just says things for attention but also holds power over the entire country, not to mention our military and nuclear codes. He might have a temper tantrum one day, and just nuke toronto. Just start WWIII with Canada on a whim.

      I’m not saying that specifically will happen, but I’m also not NOT saying it will happen. You just never know whats next when a racist man being pulled by equal parts dementia and narcissism is pulling the strings with the emotional maturity of a fucking toddler.

      You know what Biden said today? No, really, do you know what current sitting president Joe Biden said today? Me neither. I haven’t a clue what he said. I assume he may have ordered a sandwich on rye bread around noon. Just guessing. I very well could be 100% wrong. And that’s kind of the point. Biden is boring. That’s why I like I like Biden. There’s no drama.

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        1 month ago

        Just start WWIII with Canada on a whim.

        I live in Canada, please don’t. It’s challenging enough being a neighbour to the US in this political climate, being a vassal would be so much worse.

        I’m queer as heck, so if I’m not killed in action it’ll be the camps for me.

        Of course, if I am killed in action then I won’t have to worry about how interesting life is getting anymore. Gotta keep an eye out for those silver linings.

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    1 month ago

    It’s so weird that I just started seeing posts from this group on Facebook a few days ago and now there’s a lemmy community for it.

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      1 month ago

      I think that group has really gotten popular lately, I thought people outside of fb would enjoy it. It’s a welcome change from all of the political news.

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    1 month ago

    I could read this from my couch in my home.

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      1 month ago

      I went to home depot today. Do you know what I saw? They are selling picnic tables, prebuilt, for $25. I couldn’t believe it. That seems like a really good price. Makes me wish I had a back yard to put one in, so I could go outside once a year and reminisce over that time I got a good deal on a picnic table at home depot.

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        1 month ago

        You could tell that story at every family event for the next 50 years. Even after the picnic table rots away and gets replaced you can tell the story of it’s predecessor and what a good deal it was.