🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoPakistani religious body declares using VPN is against Islamic lawwww.voanews.comexternal-linkmessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up1550arrow-down19cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected][email protected]
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minus-squareJeena@piefed.jeena.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up130arrow-down4·1 month agoGod would never use VPN, he has nothing to hide.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down6·1 month agoExcept his genitals, how do you know God isn’t a woman?
minus-squareRedredme@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down2·1 month agoRead the book. Be it the bible, tora or koran. You dont have to read it very much, it’s in the beginning somewhere.
minus-squareAlteon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down3·1 month agoIs God not powerful enough to switch sexes?
minus-squareJeena@piefed.jeena.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 month agoI was thinking of changing the gender after the fact but was to lazy to edit it.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·1 month agoGod likes showing his genitalia from time to time
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·edit-21 month agoIn church I’ve been saying in the name of the father and the son, not mother and daughter, so that’s an easy assumption to make.
minus-squareTon the Supermassive@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down5·1 month agoAnd how does the church know what to say…?
minus-squareSlopppyEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down3·1 month agoA patriarchal religion is going to put a male figure in charge of course.
minus-squareMayor Poopington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoYes. Source: this song https://open.spotify.com/track/244w7BpXC62Dc5dAtQryAv
minus-squareMoriarty@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·1 month agoCause he fucks everyone
minus-squareValmond@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoBut he works in mysterious ways.
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down3·1 month agoAren’t prophets basically god using a VPN?
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down2·1 month agoMuhammad on the other hand, doesn’t want you to know that he looks exactly like the letter “f”
God would never use VPN, he has nothing to hide.
Except his genitals, how do you know God isn’t a woman?
Read the book. Be it the bible, tora or koran. You dont have to read it very much, it’s in the beginning somewhere.
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Is God not powerful enough to switch sexes?
I was thinking of changing the gender after the fact but was to lazy to edit it.
God likes showing his genitalia from time to time
In church I’ve been saying in the name of the father and the son, not mother and daughter, so that’s an easy assumption to make.
And how does the church know what to say…?
A patriarchal religion is going to put a male figure in charge of course.
Yes. Source: this song https://open.spotify.com/track/244w7BpXC62Dc5dAtQryAv
Cause he fucks everyone
But he works in mysterious ways.
Aren’t prophets basically god using a VPN?
Nope
Muhammad on the other hand, doesn’t want you to know that he looks exactly like the letter “f”