TIL lol
This is from a group chat I was in and a female friend asked the group
Finally, something not depressing on Lemmy 🤝🏼
Lemmy is full of the brightest armchair experts who know the correct path to change the world.
Lemmy is also this post and people commenting, “brilliant!”
I like that this man stretches the balls first, and then makes a transaction with a bartender.
:-(
This is brilliant.
wtf people
Relax, take a bath.
I’m very open minded person, I think other peoples lifes are not my business and they can do whatever they want… BUT sometimes the youth make me feel like my grandma when she heard we could kiss someone without dating them. This post made me an old person horrified with the youth culture lol
I can tell you that the person in the text is like 45yo swinger
oh god
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I used to make these in the bathtub all the time as a kid.
Why the straw though, what’s wrong with lapping it up like a cat?
She may end up with a dick in her eye.
Well I don’t want to end up with a straw in my butt!
Are you a frog?
close enough
I took it like she’s tryna fuck but isn’t that into the guy.
Is this for like a seniors club? Don’t feel like this is really very feasible unless you are over 50.
Ive always had more scrote than nut
Then why isn’t your name Scrotteman?
It’s an ironic name. Like our morbidly obese friend, Tiny.
My life would have been better not havimg suun diS
Fella had a stroke right there
He was monkey pawed out of existence as he typed
merry cake day!
That’s nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slovakian+Traffic+Cone
That’s the basics of it, but there is also more “specific and specialized"
I know what I’m doing my thesis on
(both holes work for girls, only the recum works for boys.)
Stop chalenging them! It Sounds like some guys can use their uretra too
Mouth
recum
just copied and paste hahahaha
That’s actually properly awful.
Hey, I’ll bring the cone if you bring the plunger. You know you wanna try it too. 👍
large, preferably yellow
lol
reads the rest
jfc I’m out
That’s enough internet for today. ಠ_ಠ
That’s a bit much, I’ll stick to the Rusty Trombone
For many years, my friends and I went to music festivals as The Rusty Trombone camp. We had a nice banner, people took photos of it. Unfortunately some asshole stole it one year when we weren’t looking, and I don’t have the patience to make another one. I’ll post a picture if I find it.
Yeah but people actually do that, as opposed to the edgy preteen nonsense above
you don’t wanna hear about elephant shower
Now I do
Seconding the desire to know
Wouldn’t this like… Hurt??
I assume you don’t have a scrotum to test for yourself, but oddly it wouldn’t hurt at all.
The balls are ultra sensitive, but for some reason the scrote itself just laughs in the face of danger. You can pinch the shit out of it and feel nothing. Just pinching random arm skin hurts a lot quicker than pinching the ol ballsack. And stretching? Forget about it. That’s the thing’s whole job.
just keep the actual plumbing clear of the carnage
I don’t think they’re asking about the stretching, but about having a puddle of alcohol on your scrotum. That was my first thought as well. Probably okay if it’s wine, but not sure about something high proof.
I was actually asking about the stretching more so than having alcohol down there. Well, TIL
Oh, well, silly me then. No, like the other guy said, it’s very stretchy. If you have your own scrotum, it’s easily confirmed. If you have girly parts, the skin is very similar to the outer labia: very sensitive to scratching, but it doesn’t hurt to stretch it.
Maybe if you do it with a Bloody Mary because of the
tobaccoTobasco sauce or have a cut on your nuts.“Tobacco Sauce”. That’s what I’ll start calling my morning loogies.
Fucking autocorrect. I didn’t even notice lol
Why does this need to be a thing? I know it is, but people, seriously. Get on with life.
I’m not into that kind of club scene but they seem to be enjoying their lives. I approve.
