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minus-squareCloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·1 year agoWhen they had non-decorative guillotines
minus-squareSpaceDogs@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoWhen are they going to go back to their roots?
minus-squarecfgaussian@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down2·1 year agoI’d say they’ve been sort of a running gag since 1815.
minus-squarealcoholicorn [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·edit-21 year agoI’d say 1849. Napoleon III was just a parody of Napoleon. Napoleon: Frenchman with an italian accent Napoleon III: Frenchman with a swiss accent Napoleon: Leads 50,000 professional soldiers to Egypt, many of whom die to attrition and assaults cities, then quietly sails back to France. Napoleon III: Leads 50 dudes to France, whom immediately surrender upon meeting actual soldiers, then quietly walks back to Switzerland. Napoleon: Returns from exile on a desolate rock, entire army defects to him Napoleon III: Returns from exile in England. Is arrested by customs agents at Boulogne. Napoleon: News of his return causes all of europe to band together to stop him. Napoleon III: News of his return is widely mocked. Napoleon: Leads coup with popular support Napoleon III: Gets elected because people see “Napoleon” on the ballot. Napoleon: Makes brother king of Spanish America. Independence movements ensue. Napoleon III: Makes some german guy king of Mexico. Leaves, guy is immediately executed. Napoleon: Wins 5 coalition wars, abolishes the Holy Roman Empire. Napoleon III: Gets wrecked by Germany.
minus-squareDrstrange2love@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoNapoleon III, His disastrous life is a comedy, I don’t know why no one has ever made a film for the masses.
France has become a joke.
When wasn’t it?
When they had non-decorative guillotines
When are they going to go back to their roots?
I’d say they’ve been sort of a running gag since 1815.
I’d say 1849. Napoleon III was just a parody of Napoleon.
Napoleon: Frenchman with an italian accent
Napoleon III: Frenchman with a swiss accent
Napoleon: Leads 50,000 professional soldiers to Egypt, many of whom die to attrition and assaults cities, then quietly sails back to France.
Napoleon III: Leads 50 dudes to France, whom immediately surrender upon meeting actual soldiers, then quietly walks back to Switzerland.
Napoleon: Returns from exile on a desolate rock, entire army defects to him
Napoleon III: Returns from exile in England. Is arrested by customs agents at Boulogne.
Napoleon: News of his return causes all of europe to band together to stop him.
Napoleon III: News of his return is widely mocked.
Napoleon: Leads coup with popular support
Napoleon III: Gets elected because people see “Napoleon” on the ballot.
Napoleon: Makes brother king of Spanish America. Independence movements ensue.
Napoleon III: Makes some german guy king of Mexico. Leaves, guy is immediately executed.
Napoleon: Wins 5 coalition wars, abolishes the Holy Roman Empire.
Napoleon III: Gets wrecked by Germany.
Napoleon III, His disastrous life is a comedy, I don’t know why no one has ever made a film for the masses.