• MagicShel
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    6 days ago

    In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale.

    No one did entertaining trash like Uwe Boll. My friends and I used to do a bad movie night fortnightly or so. Boll was the king. The worst entertainment news you could hear was that he’d bought the movie rights to your favorite video game.

    Curse the German government for closing whatever tax loophole that allowed him to make these movies!

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      I didn’t know that guy until I watched that movie. I didn’t know a movie could be so bad. That was beyond lack of talent. It was sabotage, make it bad on purpose.

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        6 days ago

        I think it’s very early in the movie (haven’t seen it in a long time) that a goblin voluntarily sets himself on fire and climbs into a catapult to be launched at the enemy.

        That’s something you won’t see in LotR!