• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      And here’s your 12 jury members…

      Oh, it’s Mark Cuban, Mark Zuckerburg, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Rupert Murdoch,

      …I could keep this joke going if I used google, but is it sad that I could name 6 people by memory just by using the parameters “Rich asshole who would have no empathy for the general public, and would absolutely convict”?

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        it would have to be 12 CEOs but they deff aint got to be proper owner oligarch… just scrape some middling f500 roaster with some “nonames”

        but yes valid point… but defense can generally strike some of these.

        this guy going to need proper counsel, I am assuming fun raising won’t be an issue. he deserves the best.

        coupled with proper PR campaign on socials since TV will try to destroy him.

        this jury must not convict because the glove don’t fit hehe

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          Plenty of lawyers, at least some of them talented, will offer to defend him for free.

          It could make their career.

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            defense of this scale will require several million dollars, nobody will do that for free.

            also, defending this guy will make you enemy of the owner class. top talent will opt out.