They caught Luigi in toon town smh my head

This site acts like they care about trains and then don’t even recognize the home of the Curve

Altona is a stinky suburb in Australia. Altoona must be the extra stinky version (the extra O stands for odour)

At first when they said Altoona I thought he was in Iowa because I know there’s an Altoona Iowa. They have a casino and an amusement park which is more than you can say for most of Iowa.

I remember Altoona PA being mentioned in Groundhog day.

After seeing “Altoona Pizza” I realized this was a false memory implanted by 5G hijacked by whatever rogue AI generated the pizza image.

me? I’ll have an altoona fish salad please

Al Tuna was my gay porn name. I played a surly fisherman

making fun of place names, meanwhile their own cities are named things like Poughkeepsie (I still refuse to believe that’s a real place) and Altoona

(To be clear, I am in support of making fun all the place names)

I live in PA and the closest I’ve come to Hawktoona is Harrisburg the capitol on a school trip. Fuck that place.

El Tuna

All hawk tuna