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    I enjoy lying to my nephews. Did you know that it’s illegal in 10 states to eat your pizza backwards??? And we’re in one of those states??? Don’t worry…I won’t call the cops…if you’re nice to your sister…

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      They’re growing up fast now days. Careful with that. They’ll not forget.

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        They love it. I have a great relationship with all of them. Don’t think they’re gonna look back in anger that I lied about owning a warehouse full of every toy every made but kids aren’t allowed so they can’t go see it lol

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          I made a poor assumption that the children didn’t understand that you were joking. I apologize.

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            No worries. They don’t know I’m lying at first but they know I’m a jokester who also happens to have singlehandedly won the 1832 World Cup!