• betelgeuse [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    1 year ago

    This man, the one hunting me, has 300 confirmed kills. He is trained in gorilla warfare and a top sniper. He looks at me like nothing but a target. I have it on good authority that he has a network of spies across the US. He’s been monitoring my web traffic.