• Victor@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Saul demands a wedding dowry from David of one hundred Philistine foreskins… and David brings him two hundred.

    What use does one have for a couple hundred foreskins? Like, do you try them on your own junk to get that uncircumcised feeling back? Make a quilt? What’s the utility?

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      3 days ago

      The utility is proof that he’s killed 100 of Saul’s enemies, and Saul is possibly hoping that David will get himself killed in battle.

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        3 days ago

        Love that smell of burnt foreskin over an open flame. Just like when we were kids camping out with daddy…